For $15, for Christmas one could buy:
- A nicer-than-Hanes pair of socks;
- A nicer-than-Fruit-of-the-Loom pair of underwear (men's only);
- A gift card, the near thoughtlessness of which is not redeemed by its 27-percent chance of taking up permanent residence in the back of a junk drawer;
- The hot toy of the year 2009, a Zhu-Zhu Pet - that is, if you can find one in a store where the fabled $8 price is charged.
Or, one could offer an experience, the chance to take part in a Tulsa tradition.
